Mang

Mang, am I glad no one reads this blog.

Not having the internet for a week and a half and therefore lacking the ability to post could have dissapointed someone.

Good thing.

I'm Surrounded By......FILTH!

Or so goes the end of chorus bit thing to Chimaira's "Army Of Me".

Though obviously written about the world in general, this could definetly apply to more than a few things in our lives, though I'm only actually going to speak about one for the time being.

Politics. And not the kinda that rule corporate America either, no, I mean general politics, be they in the schools, the workplace etc.

One thing that really has been bugging me as of late is the quick judgment of people based on circumstance you really don't know much about. The slander and such I understand, I mean, just about everyone will try to make someone else look worse so they can look better, this is because 90% of humanity are assholes, and this is a fact of life.

But this is a whole other matter, for example, when someone calls someone else say a slut, they automatically get the reputation. The interesting thing about this is usually this type of thing is based on some instance the person giving the rep. doesn't really know more than one side of. For example, using the slut thing, let's say the person slept with someone who most people didn't even know they knew. Well the people assume she must have just met him and then slept with him, therefore making her loose, when actually she could have known him for years.This is just an example of course, but I really don't understand this - I mean, are we really so petty that we have nothing to talk about but others?

Its pretty sad really. Whatever happened to doing what you want and just handling the reprecussions yourself? I mean you want to be a slut, well its your choice just don't run to me when you get STDs. Some of you may be wondering why I prefer that example, well , it's something many people understand - I mean everyone knows at least one person who's been called a slut in the past.

Well anyway, thanks for reading, hope I provoked some thinking here.

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Amen Systah.

I wish I was this introspecitively brilliant.

Honestly, like, I've found nirvana. And her name is Ashley.

Hakeem Seriki, You So Crazy

His face just says "Woops, that last fart felt a little too wet."

Chamillionaire plz.

The Proof Is In The Puddin'

Is pudding wrestling actually sexual for anyone?
It just looks like people having a doody fight to me, and in all honestly, a good doody fight now and then can be quite the spectacle, but I'd never take part.

Even if that girl's clenched ass cheeks asked me to.

Really.

And that's a lot of pudding. Plus, there's potential that it would get in your crotchal region; can you say bad yeast infection? It just seems like too little bang for your buck.

I don't write in proper sentences, do I?

Love,
Cristinky

Ever Have One Of Those Days Where Nothing Makes Sence?

More odd 'sexual' content heading your way from Japan!

love you.

I'm So Mad I Could Fistfuck A Porcupine

I spent fourty five minutes on that last post trying to remove the random excess of video.

That's way too much effort. Even for some asian sluts.

Ya'll better appriciate.

Cristinky.

Tits!

Seriously, chilrenz. This isn't the blog to inspect when your parents are around.

Ok, now on with the blogging.

For someone who masturbates very little, I look at a lot of pornographic material. Seriously, if I masturbated, you'd know, this blog would only be about my masturbation, it makes for much more interesting fodder. But it's not. Maybe my counterpart Gregory can fulfill your jack-off tale needs, but I have nothing to share.

When I look at pornography, I am often searching for the amusing/funny/gross/strange brand of sexual content. Now this following video is super tame for my tastes, but I feel like it's a good place to start, I mean, it's not too dirty or nothin'. Now, I've happened across allot of 'tig ol' bitties' in my day (yes, people actually use that phrase; google it) but they're usually attached to someone real fat so the brestseses themselves don't seem out of proportion, but not in this case... These girls seem completely unable to even carry the weight of their own boobies, which is endlessly amusing to me, I mean, look at that one girl who tries to dance. This video never gets old.



Love, Cristinky

Just Can't Get It Up

Hopefully my immaturity isn't lost on you.
This is as political as I get.

Kurds Again.

They really exist.
Really

And this one can kick out the jams.

Test Blog 01.

iceland... iceland... iceland...

Is this shit working?

Can you believe there was a place called Kurdistan?
Where the people native to that country where called Kurds?
It's true. Saddam gassed 'em.

Good thing.

and it was good.

Gregory to me.

"The world is a dark a dismissive place, we need our own blog."

Me to Gregory.

"Then make one."

And it was good.